You'll probably get sweaters Underwear and socks But what you'd really like for Christmas Is a nice hard cock You deserve a cute boy Who's horny and queer To make the most out of Christmas cheer
I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas queer I wanna be your Cristmas present Have a homo Christmas this year
Don't be miserable Like Morrissey Let me do you Underneath the Christmas tree
We'll push the packages Out of the way And after you've unwrapped me Naked on the floor we'll play
Your family Won't give you encouragement But let me give you Sexual nourishment